A snippit from one of the most brilliant and entertaining men of all time…..
Here are some other things i would do if I WERE a Cardboard Cutout..
..I’d run for President with Flat Stanley on my ticket, and then I’d be gay and marry Flat Stanley to help tear down outrageous marriage laws.
..I’d slide under the door of the girl’s locker rooms to remind them to conserve water while brushing their teeth.
..I could probably read the newspaper without ever opening it.
..I’d be most curious as to how I was going to handle waste elimination.
..I would no longer attend Yoga class. Instead, I would go to Origami class.
..My wardrobe would probably include cardboard sleeves from Starbucks.
..I’d probably sound like a balloon or blade of grass when I sang.
..Rather than burial or cremation, when i kick it, I’d be recycled.